J*** In My Pants re-CAP 12/09

Adolfo - When I was down to only 1500 in chips blinds were 1000/500 and there was four of us left, did I panic? No I played it cool. When Frank doubled me up did I jump for joy and elbow punch him for the heck of it? No I played it cool. I don't play poker like usual, I keep it cool. When I decimated John heads up did I stand on my chair and jump for joy? I think u know the answer, I played it cool. bee bop boo bip bow yeah yeah snap snap snap.


John - Amassed 2nd biggest stack early with some cards and patented Psy-Ops then sat on his chips and folded his way to 2nd. He went into heads up massively out chipped, few hands into it he Ji$$'d in his pants when he flops trip kings and goes all in, I call my flopped open ended straight and flush draw. After my call he jumps up and slams his cards up proudly proclaiming what he thought was his winning hand and ji**ing his pants again, then I announce what I have and he just wills it to me. Then he goes and changes his clothes.


Carlino - Straight Flush, KK over JJ, how did this 08 trainwreck only get to break even money?


Frank - Bubble bubble bubble, game changer was Satoshi period, had his number all night long. Remember those cartoons where the sucker was placed on the carousel and the other guy would just stick his fist out waiting for the guys face to come around again for a punch? yeah now just put Franks face on the carousel and satoshi's fist puching frank once an orbit infinity.


Rebecca - Big Blind's, tired and sick doesnt usually finish in the money but surprise pot stickers were godhead.


Satoshi - Winner of the It Was His Game To Lose and He Did award. He had about 70% of the chips in play then just found a way to donk them off, it was a quick and steady hemmorage to the ER. Early game he was just Juggernauting the table, he caught a level 2 full house, a 6/3 club flush, pushed frank off a hand with KcJc, J10 catches a turn on lino, then everyone woke up and took chunks out of him.


Brian - He lived and died by the cursed 88 hand. He got into a big pot with Lino and ran into a straight flush, check and mate. Second out, second out, second out.


Ilya - Folded quite a bit and I think i saw some premium hands, this stinks of a Helmuth disc 1 or Brian lessons meh.