Online Dealer School re-Cap!

Trish - Just used Frank as his pesonal doormat, ash tray, stepping stone despite being short stacked. Theres a new leader in town and it's Trish? he just pushed with 9/10 off and Frank had him crushed w/A4 and he happened to hit one of his cards go figure.


Frank - Didn't know what winning hand he landed most of the night. Had a monster stack and found a way to lose it, pretty much just handed trishan his wallet and said, "I trust you with it". Winner of the it was his game to lose and he did award. Nice back to back 2nd place, horrible for his heads up stats though.


Satoshi - Back to back break even, hey whats that little break even money doing in his hundies?


Hai - He is the bubble king, just give him the crown, i vote for this one, should i start a poll?


Rebecca - Meh


Ryan - Scared John off like usual.


Carlino - The best loser I know, how do u lose with trip Q's? ask lino. Can we just take turns kicking him in the groin next time? It's essentially the same thing.


Adolfo - Too busy eating chicken ala king to worry bout poker.


Cepideh - Johns atm but outlasted John? sweet Jesus cmon.


John - First out First out First out, thank god for 2nd chances huh? What did he do with all his free time between games? Dance!

Look What the Donk Dragged In re-CAP!

Adolfo - And so it begins...


Trish - Back to back cash, snipers John, Lino, and Justin not bad not bad. Was crushed heads up think misery scene, writer on bed, me with sledgehammer to Trish feet.


Justin - So close to the real money then Trish AJ ends his dream KJ for break even. He pretty much single handedly ended the Clipper run when he decimates John at Level 5 when he moves all in with 99's vs Johns AK draw doesnt come Justin doubles up to 7k. How can we forget the 64 straight vs becs AA win but of course. Then Julie all in w/10's and Justin crushing her with AA. Knocks out Aaron Quadruple couples snipe night only to result in a mediocre cash.


Chris - Jesus where do I begin with this train wreck, bad decision after bad decision, makes an unnecessary all in call vs me with over cards and i catch my only good card on river. He doesn't make a call with 3 players already in although he was priced in, becomes a huge pot, he would have more than tripled up with a full house. Folding your way to the money is just not a winning strategy anymore. Coulda woulda shoulda, bubble boy meh, winners curse winners curse winners curse


Aaron - Knocked out by Justin in a 3 way all in his AQ turns into garbage, this stinks of John advice. Least I got to shake his hand pre game.


Carlino - Sniped Brian out with quad mf'ing Queens, Sniped Satoshi when he got the straight before Satoshi didn't. He pulled his classic fold the big blind out of turn, it's a thing of beauty don't u think? Can we pitch in and buy him a mouse for the felt or something?


Bec - Allowed herself to get ridiculously short stacked, was less than 5x's the big blind when she goes all in with AA vs Justins 64, we all know how that ends.


John - It was like watching a very very very small balloon deflate slowly, but with that high pitched squeal that they make, made Justin his personal ATM early then in typical fashion just hemorrhaged. This is how you end up 5th for the year, nice to see some things don't change. Oh and knocked out by Justin, let me repeat that, by Justin.


Satoshi - Kind of an 09 train wreck so far, what looked like a great rookie draft pick is looking like all the expert pickers were wrong. Don't remember much from this snake, cept that Lino put the laser dot on his forehead then it was sleeper cell time.


Brian - I think I remember him mentioning how he wasn't going to do much side action so that he could "focus". Here's a free tip maybe he should reduce his side action a bit more.


Julie - Widdled down then goes all in at a blank flop against Justin and says, "I've got him beat." Justin turns over AA, great read, oh and first out.