Wednesday, May 28, 2008

A Rare Gift


Chris - He was on life support and got 2 donk double up gifts from Trishan, climbed up the building then folded his way to heads up. Last hand was trip 6's vs trip 6's but Chris had the Q kicker to take it down.


Frank - River suck out on Chris and Julie early in the game saved him, and his little donk J catch vs me.


Adolfo - I had not business not winning that game, no excuses, I was the chip leader going in 3 handed. Doubled up Chris when his 22 all in held up vs my AJ, then the killer was when Frank goes all in with AJ and I make the genius call with AQ, Frank catches the J out the window and it's a rare gift for the remaining donks.


Trish - Oh bubbly trainwreck bubble boy, the food was macking so big ups there!


Ryan - goes all in with 77's I call with 10's destroyance complete zzzzz.


John - Typical trainwreck John, exciting action early, some donk falls for it. Then Ryan shows up with AA all in and John makes the AQ call = non factor master.


Carlino - There was a little controversy on the hand when Brian in the short stack goes all in and both chris then lino call. Lino (online donk) bet the turn to hit the K, some felt that checking it down was the right thing to do, meh. Trishan gets his etiquette rage out by knocking him out with 55 vs Linos A5. Thanks for bringing the jumbos, they are way better than those old crap cards we sometimes play with. Oh and Sophmore Slump! Sophmore Slump! Sophmore Slump! Sophmore Slump!


Erik - Lino calls, I call, Erik moves all in, Lino folds, i go into the tank, Erik calls clock, I make the call, he shows QQ I show 77. I actually apologize in advance for the suckout he's about to fall victim to, I river the 7 I knew was coming. Once again sorry for that, boom Hulk is released, Trish needs home repair.


Julie - Brutal beat when riverdonk Frank calls her Flush with trips and he catches the miracle river full house.


Brian - John puts the ball on the tee and drives it 200 yards, Psychology! Gets crippled early when he makes the call with something less than an A vs Johns trap trip Aces. Carlino knocks him out in a controversial hand when his K hits vs Brians 44.

Monday, May 19, 2008

Back to Backs re-CAP! 5/16/08

Brian popped his hosting cherry in the new vertical stair freindly, scary dog out front digs. The fresh made pizza was the bomb and the view was stunning. The view was even better with all the cobras that were about to be thrown off his balcony mercilessly. Of note there were lots of back to backs for the night, proceed to the carnage for more...


Ryan - How do you lose with quads? Ryan rhymes with Brian and they were both winners, coincidence?


Adolfo - Back to back second place cash, check out one of the fools I chained up and what I made him repeat.


Brian - Nice game 1 win to game 2 break even, awesome hosting job oh and thanks for the crazy face coffee mug now take that to goodwill first thing in the morning.


Chris - Back to back Bubble letting it all just slip away.


Carlino - Back to back 5th place sigh. I hear he's like some sort of uber level ElfWarrior in World of Warcraft at least. Oh and sophmore slump sophmore slump sophmore slump sophmore slump.


Frank - Had absolutely no business NOT being in Oakland before he inevitably was.


John - Wow house of Clipper was just utterly decimated, a 2nd out then somehow gets convinced to get out of his adult sized baby jammies only to go 3rd out, then finally getting lapped in the cash by not one but 2 cobras.


Rebecca - Do I even need to say anything here? She brought an interesting pumpkin dish, took a bite of pizza then blammo fangs to the jugular first out bye. Ah but whats that? a return for game 2? Ok great, whammo 2nd out! iPhone game time.


Trish - From -1 to FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT sweet sweet train wreck.

Dishonorable mention Justin going out 5th out game one, tried to make a move on me and I made a freaking amazing call to knock him out of the hamster trail.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Come out to play ay re-CAP! 5/11/08 late


Adolfo - Change the word "warriors" and replace with "cobras" to the vid above. Did you see when I twisted the knife in Johns gut to knock him out with his cute little I'm all in with JJ shove? If you zoomed into my face you would have seen a few millimeters of the corner of my mouth curl up.


Chris - Keeps his temp hold on the cash leader board, but I'll bet that changes again soon.


TreJack - C'mon this name is ridonkculous can we think of something else? I'll use the Hai inspired "Trish". Game one 4th out to break even ugh the trainwreck continues.


Rebecca
- On the upside she knocked Hai out with AK, his all in JJ's shriveled up and Ryans 99's were crushed too making her the early monster stack.


Frank - All in with a Q8 vs Trish K6 high card won and frank is left with almost nothing. Me and Chris check it down and Chris gets the honor of sending him back to the 510.


John - Had a cute little run but is back to normal now, how did you donks let him get to 3rd in the cash? (as of this game)


Erik - On the downside he went all in with 44's vs Trish QQ buh bye. On the upside an impressive game 1 victory and yes he is the certified owner of Johns soul.


Ryan - Trainwreck 3 way all in (see becca above) followed up by his all in 22's (aka Elvin) crushed when Frank catches a flush on the river.


Hai - Wow game 1 he made 4 bubbles in a row, but alas FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT!