Massacre at Clipper re-CAP! 3/38/08

Adolfo - I came into Johns early with the web cam under the assumption all i had to do was plug it in and set up the live stream for the fans. Alas John thought i was bringing a laptop w/my bad back, uh no I was saving my energy for the bloodbath.

Then I shot all the lights out, once everyone walked in things got really weird, I put on my night vision goggles then went to work a la le professional. I walked up behind John and said "Gyro!" then covered his head in a Cala foods plastic bag till he went purple and dropped, oh hi Erik check out this pack of cigs I just threw up in the air, then as he's looking up samurai sword swing across his belly organs all over the kitchen floor don't slip!
Trishan aww so cute he actually showed up i'll make it quick and painless with a standard chubbo ponytail Segal neck snap "crack" done, i'll take Bailey out for a poop later for you.
Ryan can i borrow that ballpoint pen? oh casino stab stab stab to the neck! Now go write your name on the knocked out list, oh yeah you can't ur dead!
I'm now waiting on the ceiling pressed against the walls when who walks below me but a Doyle's Room hat smoking a cigar with red hair underneath, slowly drop down loop wire slowly around the neck and whammo pull back! thats poker coo coo coo (in cooter from dukes of hazard speak).
Brian, it's not what it looks like, Frank is just sleeping ;) lets go out on the row boat for some fishing, you face forward i'll be in the back, heres a philly blunt enjoy, Fantasy Baseball! Kablamo saw'd off shot gun to the back, boom sleepin w/the fishes but thanks for the cool cobra/adolfo image.
Hey Chris is here yay! walk right over here theres some sports on TV or something bam net trap, time for a little Mr. Blonde (reservoir dogs) straight razor/gasoline fun, it's gonna be a long night for you.
Ah but in walks Carlino with the stink of vegetables and sophmore all over him, I decide the Bolivian neck tie would suit him best, neck slice tongue pulled out ewww, but awesome, but ewww, but awesome, but ewww, but awesome.


Carlino - So close, so very close to ending one of his many curses of the year, that being the last active Cobra to not win a game yet. Let me clarify, have you won a game this year? yes you have (if your an active cobra) but if your Carlino your face is now buried in your hands filled with tears and your computer monitor is most likely broken on the floor by now. On the upside he knocked Frank out when he calls Franks Jh10h vs his Qd9h. His last hand was a Js5s but i flushed him down the toilet.


Chris - Are you gonna bark all day little doggie or are you gonna bite? Upside was when he baby doubled up with QQ vs linos 88. His last hand he walked into Lino's made straight trap and it was lights out for break even. Chris had 9's 3 times that night! He doubled up through me once when he rivers a 3 on me.


Brian - Could barely see his hands between the clouds in the room. After doubling up Chris Carlino decides to double up Brian once too. Later Brian gets knocked out by Chris's 99 vs his A9 at level 7.


Frank - 73737373 in your dreams all night love it! boom cash game least your have Tahoe to break. On the upside his trips vs. Eriks Q was his tiny highlight.


Ryan - Sorry yeah that was brutal but awesome, but the vid fit the story so eh.


Trishan - When it rains it pours, the image above pretty much sums up his year. Brutal hand of the night for Trishan AQ vs Brians KQ flop comes K and no help for the trainwreck that is known as Trishan.


Erik - The usual, gets knocked out, does some high pitch snotty imitations of me that are really quite funny, no really they are, then watches me tell him he's gonna have to come in on Sunday and that all his TPS reports are wrong in his dreams.


John - Lost all side action to me, got knocked out KK vs AA by me, got knocked out of top 3 overall by me, his soul has been bought by me, I have the contract in my bank safety deposit box signed by him in a combo of his blood/tears ink. Oh and he's first out first out first out.