Kid Cash returns re-CAP! 10/6/08

Zach - Just came in and f'ing steamrolled, absolutely smacked over the head with cards and was mowing down hookers and carjacking cobras like a game of GTA on crystal meth.


Chris - Why did he fold those trips, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!!!!!!! Zach played him like a fiddle pushing Chris off his trips with 2 pair, great move.


Adolfo - 3 cashes in a f'ing row, suck it.


Brian - River Bubble king


Frank - I wonder if he's gonna show up with all his Obama FLAIR on again, ugh.


John - What a great hostess, the food was amazing. Oh and he back to back'd 4th out.


Satoshi - Oh thats right, he was there Kings busted.


Owen - blew his load pretty quick.


Mike - Wow I didn't think it was possible to make Carlino look good.

Been A Long Time re-CAP! 9/22/08

Been way too long since I've brought the CAP, been so busy I could not even document my amazing back to back 1st to 2nd place finish in one night! Ah but i'm a gracious winner so lets begin in the present, where the new kid takes it down, a flukedonk catches multiple miracles and yours truly is there to bring it to u, let us begin the blood letting...


Satoshi - The new Cobra played a solid game, was chip leader most of the game, used Mike as his personal atm, lost a lot to Trish but got it back, got rivered by Brian and found a way to win, props for now new kid.



Brian - Had absolutely no business getting 2nd place money, I lost count how many times he bad beat or rivered someone, got up from his chair to leave then boom another miracle river, it was beyond redonkulous. Should have ended up 5th out.


Adolfo - Rivered by Brian, if it wasn't for luck....infinite loop.


Frank - Bad beat by Brian twice, could not cash despite catching Aces back to back and QQ twice, back to the mid pack you go.


Trish - Immediately made Satoshi his ATM, then decided to double Mike up about 3 times, gave me a boat load of chips. He came in the game at the 4th level (bs) with fewer players, became chip leader and still couldn't close the f'ing deal, he may want to rethink that Vegas trip. Winner of the it was his game to lose and he did award.


Aaron - Ugh, wheres my copy/paste? ah here it is, "He got chips early, and slowly bled bye bye" infinate loop.


Mike - It was like a cow trying to cross a pond full of piranhas, almost everyone got a bite, even the real donks.


John - Went Elvin in his bathroom, eat his pizza, and took his money. Had a cute moment when he took the easy Mike chips one hand. Besides that it was sweet mother of mediocrity 3rd out meh.


Chris - Rivered by Brian.


Carlino - Jesus where do i begin? How bout when he mucked in the big blind out of turn? Brian said, "am I going to be the first person to ever get a walk in the small blind?". Yeah that pretty much sums up this 08 sophmore slumpwreck.

A Rare Gift

Chris - He was on life support and got 2 donk double up gifts from Trishan, climbed up the building then folded his way to heads up. Last hand was trip 6's vs trip 6's but Chris had the Q kicker to take it down.


Frank - River suck out on Chris and Julie early in the game saved him, and his little donk J catch vs me.


Adolfo - I had not business not winning that game, no excuses, I was the chip leader going in 3 handed. Doubled up Chris when his 22 all in held up vs my AJ, then the killer was when Frank goes all in with AJ and I make the genius call with AQ, Frank catches the J out the window and it's a rare gift for the remaining donks.


Trish - Oh bubbly trainwreck bubble boy, the food was macking so big ups there!


Ryan - goes all in with 77's I call with 10's destroyance complete zzzzz.


John - Typical trainwreck John, exciting action early, some donk falls for it. Then Ryan shows up with AA all in and John makes the AQ call = non factor master.


Carlino - There was a little controversy on the hand when Brian in the short stack goes all in and both chris then lino call. Lino (online donk) bet the turn to hit the K, some felt that checking it down was the right thing to do, meh. Trishan gets his etiquette rage out by knocking him out with 55 vs Linos A5. Thanks for bringing the jumbos, they are way better than those old crap cards we sometimes play with. Oh and Sophmore Slump! Sophmore Slump! Sophmore Slump! Sophmore Slump!


Erik - Lino calls, I call, Erik moves all in, Lino folds, i go into the tank, Erik calls clock, I make the call, he shows QQ I show 77. I actually apologize in advance for the suckout he's about to fall victim to, I river the 7 I knew was coming. Once again sorry for that, boom Hulk is released, Trish needs home repair.


Julie - Brutal beat when riverdonk Frank calls her Flush with trips and he catches the miracle river full house.


Brian - John puts the ball on the tee and drives it 200 yards, Psychology! Gets crippled early when he makes the call with something less than an A vs Johns trap trip Aces. Carlino knocks him out in a controversial hand when his K hits vs Brians 44.

Back to Backs re-CAP! 5/16/08

Brian popped his hosting cherry in the new vertical stair freindly, scary dog out front digs. The fresh made pizza was the bomb and the view was stunning. The view was even better with all the cobras that were about to be thrown off his balcony mercilessly. Of note there were lots of back to backs for the night, proceed to the carnage for more...


Ryan - How do you lose with quads? Ryan rhymes with Brian and they were both winners, coincidence?


Adolfo - Back to back second place cash, check out one of the fools I chained up and what I made him repeat.


Brian - Nice game 1 win to game 2 break even, awesome hosting job oh and thanks for the crazy face coffee mug now take that to goodwill first thing in the morning.


Chris - Back to back Bubble letting it all just slip away.


Carlino - Back to back 5th place sigh. I hear he's like some sort of uber level ElfWarrior in World of Warcraft at least. Oh and sophmore slump sophmore slump sophmore slump sophmore slump.


Frank - Had absolutely no business NOT being in Oakland before he inevitably was.


John - Wow house of Clipper was just utterly decimated, a 2nd out then somehow gets convinced to get out of his adult sized baby jammies only to go 3rd out, then finally getting lapped in the cash by not one but 2 cobras.


Rebecca - Do I even need to say anything here? She brought an interesting pumpkin dish, took a bite of pizza then blammo fangs to the jugular first out bye. Ah but whats that? a return for game 2? Ok great, whammo 2nd out! iPhone game time.


Trish - From -1 to FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT sweet sweet train wreck.

Dishonorable mention Justin going out 5th out game one, tried to make a move on me and I made a freaking amazing call to knock him out of the hamster trail.

Come out to play ay re-CAP! 5/11/08 late

Adolfo - Change the word "warriors" and replace with "cobras" to the vid above. Did you see when I twisted the knife in Johns gut to knock him out with his cute little I'm all in with JJ shove? If you zoomed into my face you would have seen a few millimeters of the corner of my mouth curl up.


Chris - Keeps his temp hold on the cash leader board, but I'll bet that changes again soon.


TreJack - C'mon this name is ridonkculous can we think of something else? I'll use the Hai inspired "Trish". Game one 4th out to break even ugh the trainwreck continues.


Rebecca - On the upside she knocked Hai out with AK, his all in JJ's shriveled up and Ryans 99's were crushed too making her the early monster stack.


Frank - All in with a Q8 vs Trish K6 high card won and frank is left with almost nothing. Me and Chris check it down and Chris gets the honor of sending him back to the 510.


John - Had a cute little run but is back to normal now, how did you donks let him get to 3rd in the cash? (as of this game)


Erik - On the downside he went all in with 44's vs Trish QQ buh bye. On the upside an impressive game 1 victory and yes he is the certified owner of Johns soul.


Ryan - Trainwreck 3 way all in (see becca above) followed up by his all in 22's (aka Elvin) crushed when Frank catches a flush on the river.


Hai - Wow game 1 he made 4 bubbles in a row, but alas FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT FIRST OUT!

horseshoe, shamrock, lotto, luckdonk "poker" re-CAP! 4/11

Game 1


Chris - Wow I haven't seen a game this stupid in a long time, he didn't even have to show up, should have just bought in put his hat on the chair, went to the Giants game and let his cards do all the work. That is essentially what happened, he had aces, queens, boats, straights, u name it and he was hitting everything, but the amazing part was that he had f'ing Quads twice in one game! Wasn't poker but it was fun to watch.


Ryan - Back to back cash, ran into Chris's quads heads up, no mercy.


Satoshi - Had a monster stack for a while then donked em off for the break even.


Hai - Back to back bubble, sad. Worse part was when he gets knocked out by Chris, Chris has A7 Hai has K10, Chris shows the wrong deck flop and flop hits K but Franks corrects them and the real deck gives Chris the hai le knockout, brutal.


Adolfo - Knocked out by Hai, I'll cash in the next one and knock him out.


Frank - Just reverse him and Chris same thing different game, they both luckdonk one, both go 3rd out. Last hand frank has kq vs ryans 44 flop hits 4 buh and bye.


Rebecca - meh rivered at end of course


Trishan - First out First out First out First out First out First out.

Game 2

Frank - You could have interchanged Chris with Frank or vice versa, the cards did most of the work for Frank. Couple rickdiculous moments of the night was when he goes all in on my with q10 I call with kj he catches the q. But the epic moment was when I genius fold my trips Chris and Frank both have the same straight with J10 then Rebecca says, "runner runner heart" and guess what happens to chris? Frank catches the runner runner heart, it was both halarious and brutal all at once. Think he had aces 3x's this game was insane but not as insane as Chris game one.


Ryan - Back to back Silver, could not close the deal either time, nice double cash though.


Adolfo - All I do is cash.


Hai - The back to back bubble, he did catch a river one game for the patented jump up, "yeah mother f'er!" to the loser moment, awesome. Miracle he actually showed up for not one but 2 games, hope to see more of him in the future.


Rebecca - Couldn't get anything really happening then got snuffed out on the river in game 1 like usual.


Chris - See what happens when it doesn't rain quads all game aww back to normal. See Frank above for the runner runner heartbreak miracle.

Trishan - First out to Second out in one night! Sweet jesus this tailspin is actually making Carlino look good at this point, ugh. On the upside the food was epic.


Satoshi - I'll be nice, glad he could make it to the game, hope he comes more often, ps first out, god why can't i hold back?